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Garrett Reisman
@astro_g_dogg
Just your typical story about a kid who grew up in New Jersey and studied hard, got good grades and somehow became a NASA Astronaut.
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#IsraeliSpaceWeek Astronaut lecture at the Rona Ramon conference for space & education. captivates the crowd and also shared images he took of Israel
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Yesterday I moderated the Axiom-1 panel at the #IlanRamonSpaceConference and today I visited a Druze community in the north of Israel.
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The last time I attended #IsraeliSpaceWeek was in 2020. It felt great yesterday to return to judge the student projects and offer the kids some hope for a bright future during this difficult time. I missed all my friends at the over these past 3 years!
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Replying to @2_Drops_ and @astro_g_dogg
The translator clearly had fun during his lecture, they added "Wow" to the image of Israel from space and 
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This wonderful family still needs your help!
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An unofficial list of the most influential science fiction works ever
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Starting in 12 minutes! Come join us and ask us, well, anything.
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Join Washington Post space reporter Christian Davenport (@wapodavenport) and former NASA astronaut Garrett Reisman (@astro_g_dogg) on @Reddit at 4 p.m. Eastern as they answer questions about the future of space travel.
Tune in here: new.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment
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Check out my thoughts about the current state of affairs in the space industry. Spoiler alert - business is booming and there are great opportunities for engineers and investors.
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But if you really want deeper cuts, I'd go with Waterloo Sunset, Don't Forget to Dance, Better Things and Living on a Thin Line.
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My honest answer would be as predictable as the Earth's rotation. Check out this clip of our family band with guest appearances from Cameron McCool on tambourine and Tabitha Ele Hwyl on Cello. Apologies to and for desecrating such a fine song!
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Replying to @astro_g_dogg @TheKinks and @davedavieskinks
Ok Garrett, what was your favorite Kinks song. The only condition is your answer can’t be…Predictable! :-)
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Love this.
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This is an outstanding joke. Zelensky is next level. twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta…
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I always knew about Wernher von Braun’s past but I’ve been to the Debus Conference Center at many times without knowing a thing about Debus’ Nazi history. via
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The pleasure was all mine. And thank you to for lending us her spacesuit for this photo!
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Always a blast to be with my good friend and @2FunnyAstros podcast co-host @astro_g_dogg, this weekend we spent time together at the @NASA_Astronauts Reunion and the splashdown of @NASAArtemis 1 at @NASA_Johnson, great seeing you buddy!
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I love hearing the phrase ‘Three good mains’. It was great to see #Artemis1 splashdown just now with my buddy here the morning after our 2022 reunion. Congratulations to the entire and team
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Astronaut and I discuss the politics of the ISS and space exploration on the newest episode of Burn the Boats. Check it out:
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Former director of space operations at SpaceX and astronaut joined Ken Harbaugh to discuss Elon Musk, the future of space exploration, and the Ukraine-Russia War. Check it out here:
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Spoiler alert :
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It was my pleasure being Ken’s guest on his podcast. We talk about some real serious and important things but manage to have a few laughs too. Check it out!
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It was great having astronaut @astro_g_dogg on the show. Hear us discuss how Elon Musk, the Ukraine-Russia War, and global warming are impacting space exploration:
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Check out this episode of #KathySullivanExplores with me and and find out the secret to becoming an astronaut!
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I can vouch for this. She was such a Karen in space.
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Space Karen solidarity! 
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I, for one, think that all this talk about Twitter's imminent demise is an alarmist exaggeration.
But just in case: IG: and FaceBook
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Best part is when you hear Sarah laugh out loud in the background.
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Only in my dreams.
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No I am
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Don't take it too hard. We just never achieved liftoff together. I do enjoy our visits at the when I come back to NYC though.
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No me
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Thank you for providing 1/3 of Space Shuttle Orbiter Discovery's thrust on her way up to the to pick me up and bring me back to Earth!
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From STS-120 to STS-124 to STS-119 to STS-129 to STS-133 and finally, Artemis 1
It has been been an absolute honour to serve you over the last 5,503 days
E2045 signing off
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It was a really fun night and was great to meet all of you! But not the greatest chicken and bean burrito tbh.
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Been to some good dinner parties in my day, but this was the first one to include a cocktail-mixing astronaut , a dancing conceptual artist, a million copy best-selling author, a network president, an anti-recidivist expert, a serial entrepreneur (& dog). Thanks @JonLevyTLB !
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Actually his daughter, Oksana (who is translating in this video), did tell me about that painting. I gave her a prop from Season One of - a newspaper with a huge headline about her father becoming the first man on the moon. I think he would have liked it.
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#OTD in 2015 Buzz and I were in Switzerland when Russian Cosmonaut Alexei Leonov shared a story with us about the artwork he made in 1965 of Americans & Russians together on the Moon a la @forallmankind_. Bet you didn’t know about this @astro_g_dogg while advising on the show. 
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Thank you, Mark! Very happy for you, Gabby, the people of Arizona and the people of the United States.
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Thank you, Arizona.
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This was too much fun! It felt great to take on the road in front of a live audience. And everyone we met here in #SouthDakota was super nice and friendly. Thank you to the Vucurevich Foundation and for making it possible.
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What a great audience last night for me and @astro_g_dogg in Rapid City, SD! Thanks to the John T Vucurevich Foundation for hosting and to @WSB_Speakers for making it possible!
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My view a day later was even more inspiring!
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None of those people above our heads were on the ballet today, but I hope everyone had the chance to get out and vote! I voted last week and enjoyed today at @MountRushmoreNM before speaking tonight for the John T. Vucurevich Foundation with @astro_g_dogg. @WSB_Speakers
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