"If you get into a kicking contest with a moose, guess who’s going to win?" https://twitter.com/NataliaAntonova/status/982046457988513792 … heh, love the nature-loving humor implicit in all those quotes
In "Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead," a post-apoc roguelike game full of every type of literary monsters imaginable, you learn to respect moose early on & keep a healthy distance or it's game over. They're more fearsome than zombies & Mi-go's.