Germany, a love story.
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Last month we moved into a new flat. A Neubau. From day one, every other time I sat down to pee, the toilet seat would fall off.
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This is obviously ridiculous and a cause for concern, but the property management company kind of threw up their hands and said someone would eventually come to take a look. Cut to today.
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A worker comes to look, finds nothing wrong. Yells "Das is standort!" repeatedly, in my face. A second worker finds nothing wrong. A third worker finds nothing wrong, and tells me he'll write a letter to the management company and maybe it'll be replaced.
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At this point, I'm on the verge of tears, so what do I do? I sit down on the toilet (pants up, mind you) and what happens? The goddamn thing just pops right off. Some sheepish workers will soon return to fix my toilet seat, you better believe it.
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Ah, the fabled German vorsprung durch technik :p
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