Asterios Kokkinos

@asterios

America's Acquaintance! Grab my mini comic, The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man, at

New York, NY
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Joined June 2007
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    Apr 10

    what if i was charlie brown

    8:49 AM - 10 Apr 2015 · Details
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  3. May 28

    (•_•) <) )╯Jet fuel / \ \(•_•) ( (> Can't melt / \ (•_•) <) )> Steel beams / \

    20 retweets 45 favorites
  4. May 28

    Sounds like someone's got a case of the FOMO's!

    9:06 PM - 28 May 2015 · Details
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  5. May 27

    (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (•_•) "Eh, these make my face look fat."

    11 retweets 47 favorites
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    May 22

    Your girlfriend reminds me of a song that you can't google because its lyrics contain no unique phrases.

    215 retweets 770 favorites
  7. May 26

    WORST MEGA MAN VILLAINS: -Sends 8 Short Texts Instead Of 1 Long One Man -A Little "Too" Vocal About Hating Star Wars Man -Trivago Guy Man

    11 retweets 32 favorites
  8. May 26

    "Asterios: you're an alcoholic." "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" "An alcoholic?" "Oh sorry, I thought you said rageaholic." "Uh...you are." "WHAT?!"

    6 retweets 22 favorites
  9. May 26

    It's taken 7 years, but I think I'm finally ready to declare myself on No, ! Ah shit, I need more time

    10 retweets 38 favorites
  10. May 26

    First date: [ok, dont let her know you're an awful person, a damaged soul who hates humanity & himself] ME: Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee. [shit]

    7 retweets 32 favorites
  11. May 25

    SAY IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE

    2:11 PM - 25 May 2015 · Details
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    May 24

    I'm pretty sure that just compared to Shaggy! And very sure they like !

    8:03 PM - 24 May 2015 · Details
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  13. May 25

    Ugh, gun control? Wouldn't it be cheaper just to make bulletproof children?

    13 retweets 64 favorites
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    May 24

    SJW in the streets, MRA in the sheets

    291 retweets 764 favorites
  15. May 24

    EVERY HUFFPOST HEADLINE: -A Thing You LIKE Might Have Happened (it didn't) -A Thing You HATE Might Have Happened (it didn't) -Nip Slips

    10 retweets 32 favorites
  16. May 24

    Today's my 2 year anniversary of moving out of LA, and my 5 minute anniversary of getting a Facebook invite to an improv show in LA

    13 favorites
  17. May 24

    Can you BELIEVE there's an emoji for 🏽 and ‍‍ and 🏿 but not one for our lord & savior oh wait here it is

    11 retweets 23 favorites
  18. May 24

    "I want DUMBER names, people. DUMBER!!" -George Miller, dressing down the Mad Max writers room

    4 retweets 18 favorites
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  20. May 22

    We need a Hearthstone emote for, "My wife just sent me six texts, for God's sake, please wait one fucking second."

    5 retweets 28 favorites
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    May 18

    Incendiary Slate Headlines That Are Totally Up for Grabs!: As a service to underpaid fre...

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