Achilles Stamatelaky

@astamate

🇵🇭 millionaire teen influencer

New York, NY
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Dec 2021

    CHRISTMAS DELIVERY is an series that I created, wrote, directed, and collaborated on with some incredible people. I'm really proud of it and I think you'll enjoy it a lot!

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  2. Retweeted
    May 12

    So excited that the great is joining us as monologist this Sunday, 6/15 at 7:30p! Get your in-person or streaming tickets now!

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  3. May 12

    BREAKING: Due to the crypto crash, the Los Angeles Lakers will now be playing at the “404, page not found” Center.

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  4. May 11

    when I’m five drafts into rewriting my original half-hour comedy 😞

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  5. Retweeted
    27 Oct 2021

    I love joe manchin manchin on joe mom's tiddy

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  6. May 11

    there’s no way to know if poetry is good or bad. there’s just no way

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    May 11

    The World's Best Improv Show - Performers from all da shows you watch(ed). Every Sunday - 7:30 PM Or Stream the dang thing! GA: $18 Stream: $8 Monthly Subscription: $32

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  8. May 10

    *me trying to go viral on Twitter* name a movie that uh… that has um… name a movie, um… with a tit

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    May 9

    Three point shooting tips

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  10. May 9

    The TNT app is great if you want to watch the NBA playoffs, but love buffering and bugs and sitting through ten minutes of ads for shows with titles that sound like 30 Rock jokes

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  11. May 9

    “Grammarly” is actually a very pretty name for a girl

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  12. Retweeted
    May 9

    May 8, 2022 RAAAATSCRAPS cast with monologist Tallie Medel (Everything Everywhere All At Once, ) If you missed this show, you can still buy access to the stream for $8 To watch, go to 📸:

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    May 6

    Our monologist this week is Tallie Medel, who’s currently starring in ’s Everything Everywhere All At Once! She rules. Get your tickets now for this Sunday, May 8th at 7:30p at ! In-Person or stream it from home! – At Caveat

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  14. Retweeted
    May 6

    A cast member from the movie everyone is obsessed with is doing monologues at on Sunday at 7:30 . It'll be worth laying your 👀 on, either in-person or from home!

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  15. Retweeted
    May 4

    i'll be celebrating tonight with on his Star Wars Movie Quiz game show at along with and !

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  16. Retweeted
    May 1

    man, I love NBA basketball so much... I love it even more than… even more than my son… 😔

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  17. May 1

    man, I love NBA basketball so much... I love it even more than… even more than my son… 😔

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  18. Apr 27

    If I don’t stare at my phone whilst I take a shit I…. Go….. crazy!!!! 😡🤬😒🤮🫥👹

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    what will happen to parody twitter accounts

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  20. Apr 26

    I’ve started a new alternative to Twitter. Here’s how it works: 1. You come up with a tweet 2. You hand write it and send it to me by mail 3. I pick it from the post office 4. I whisper your tweet to my grandma 5. You pay me $$$

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  21. Apr 25

    announcing you’re leaving twitter is the new announcing you’re moving to L.A.

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