Nick Ascroft

@assscroft

Just another of those voices on the pentangle of life: poetry, five-a-side football, alt-jangle, science fiction and Scrabble.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    7. kol 2019.

    As Dr Seuss's Once-ler says to the annoying Lorax: I yelled at the Lorax, "Now listen here, Dad! All you do is yap-yap and say, 'Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!' Well, I have my rights, sir, and I'm telling you I intend to go on doing just what I do!"

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    4. velj

    Luke: How did my father die? Obi-Wan: well, he betrayed everyone and everything he ever loved Obi-Wan: and then I chopped off his arm and legs while he was doing a flip Luke: Obi-Wan: then he just fucking ate it

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    19. ožu 2019.

    in action!! Camera trap footage of coyote and badger together, likely off to hunt ground squirrels 💥

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    Shayne Carter, from FB, on Andrew Brough's death.

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    3. velj

    "Steve, you have 3 invitations waiting for you on LinkedIn" Don't we all

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  7. 30. sij

    Most of you are wondering why Moral Sloth has not made the longlist for the Ockham Poetry Prize. That's because it has already won the Nick Ascroft prize for best books by Nick Ascroft, which I sponsor. I'd like to thank my fans.

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    23. sij

    Neanderthals were human too. Brilliant artwork by Tom Björklund

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    proposes a new layout for the Solar System, including: - rings and a moon for poor, wrecked - around us instead of the - and mashed together into "Jaturn" (or "Supiter") - as a moon of ! I'm in.

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    The free press is never more important than when it exposes wrongdoing by the powerful. That is why President Bolsonaro is threatening Glenn Greenwald for the "crime" of doing journalism. I call on Brazil to end its authoritarian attack on press freedom and the rule of law.

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  11. 16. sij
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  12. 15. sij

    Personally my favourite political ad. Love that badly burned face horror imagery. But if I am your target audience you are doing everything wrong.

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  13. 15. sij

    The teaspoon of Damocles is hovering over my cocoa.

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    14. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Hull: - The bee lady - noticing someone not saying 'Cheeyuz draahve' as they get off bus - The smell of... baking bread on Spring bank cocoa the arterial sewer on Prospect st - Rag & bone with horse - Foghorn - A 35 y.o. man giving someone a croggy on a little girls bike

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    14. sij

    We've been told to leave. We are only fighting this insane war because the USA told us to. Are we a subservient client state, like we were when we shamefully fed a generation to the British Empire's imperialist ambitions in World War 1? Or will withdraw our troops from Iraq?

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    30. pro 2019.

    My favourite nz books of 2019 that I’ve read (in no particular order): Let Me Be Frank by Sarah Laing ransack by essa may ranapiri Craven by Jane Arthur Lonely Asian Woman by Sharon Lam Moral Sloth by Nick Ascroft All Who Live on Islands by Rose Lu Under Glass by Gregory Kan

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    Bruce & I - who single handedly wrote & directed ‘WITHNAIL & I’ 33 years ago, and changed my life. Still making me cackle like no other Human can! ❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    24. pro 2019.

    Got a nice Christmas message from today

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  19. 24. pro 2019.

    A top 12 for Christmas. For one and all. Just some great un-Christmas-related songs from 2019 that I haven't otherwise cock-a-doodle-dooed about.

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  20. 18. pro 2019.

    Ooh, you can do this legally. And also one day, I will have your desk.

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    17. pro 2019.

    Yesterday LIGO-Virgo reported a significant gravitational wave event, with at least one low-mass component Then, IceCube reported a neutrino event, arriving 43sec before the L-V event and overlapping the GW localization. & HAWC reports a 4.6sigma gamma ray in the same region

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