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Keith Lee

@associatesmind

Lawyer/author. Features snark. Media: associatesmind@gmail.com

Joined July 2010
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    Keith Lee ‏@associatesmind Jun 22

    THIS IS THE BEST COURTROOM TRANSCRIPT OF ALL TIME. http://imgur.com/a/skffp pic.twitter.com/ZvII3Z6JUa

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    • Dianne Collins Kim Lonnemann PARK_the_car Kristin Forland Elizabeth Houston Dr Gabrielle Tree flavored pimple pus drawde noslen Bobby R. Davis Sr.
    8:21 AM - 22 Jun 2016
    651 retweets 876 likes
      1. (((Popehat))) ‏@Popehat Jun 22

        .@associatesmind Few rights are so often invoked.

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      3. Keith Lee ‏@associatesmind Jun 22

        @Popehat Pretty sure it's in Article 2.

        0 retweets 4 likes
      1. Jay Wolman, CIPP/US ‏@wolmanj Jun 22

        @associatesmind That poor court reporter. Never really thought about the spelling of "dadgum" before.

        2 retweets 27 likes
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      3. Keith Lee ‏@associatesmind Jun 22

        @wolmanj they really powered through that one.

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      4. Jay Wolman, CIPP/US ‏@wolmanj Jun 22

        @associatesmind He's quite a winner:http://www.daily-tribune.com/newsx/item/3333-cartersville-man-charged-in-inmate-death …

        1 retweet 8 likes
      5. Jay Wolman, CIPP/US ‏@wolmanj Jun 22

        @associatesmind Always nice to have a face go with the name:http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/local/murder-suspect-threatens-to-kill-judge-s-family/article_a4fedf36-34c0-11e6-8c1e-3ff831c18729.html …

        2 retweets 6 likes
      1. Colm Ó Mongáin ‏@colmomongain Jun 25 Dublin City, Ireland

        @associatesmind Matlock would have had his work cut out defending that guy.

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      2. Keith Lee ‏@associatesmind Jun 25

        @colmomongain Matlock would have probanly gotten in on it too.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Colm Ó Mongáin ‏@colmomongain Jun 25 Dublin City, Ireland

        @associatesmind *Turns and points* AND ISN'T IT TRUE that you are ****in' d*** s***in' dudgum *&%$£"!!!!!

        0 retweets 3 likes
      1. dave ‏@dalaimo13 Jun 23

        @associatesmind was this real?

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      2. Keith Lee ‏@associatesmind Jun 23

        @dalaimo13 yep:http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/local/murder-suspect-threatens-to-kill-judge-s-family/article_a4fedf36-34c0-11e6-8c1e-3ff831c18729.html …

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      3. dave ‏@dalaimo13 Jun 23

        @associatesmind wow a friend of mine sent me the whole transcript ln, I wasn't sure. It's worth a read if you haven't yet hahaha.

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      1. Josephine M. ‏@Honigdachschen Jun 24

        @associatesmind NSFW but couldn't resist this gempic.twitter.com/ywck1n0B48

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      3. (((ginger theory))) ‏@agingernole Jun 24

        @Honigdachschen @associatesmind it's a rare day you hear donkey dick in court.

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      5. Josephine M. ‏@Honigdachschen Jun 24

        @agingernole @associatesmindpic.twitter.com/zWlwiAviYy

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      7. (((ginger theory))) ‏@agingernole Jun 24

        @Honigdachschen @associatesmind that is a very good one.

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    1. Wil Sterling ‏@ShadowVasTerra Jun 22

      @associatesmind Once again, court reporters showing they're the unsung heroes of the legal profession.

      1 retweet 30 likes
      1. Sherrill, Kenneth ‏@KenSherrill Jun 25

        @associatesmind Who would you cast in the movie of this?

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      2. Bob Wilkie ‏@bob_wilkie Jun 26

        @KenSherrill @associatesmind Judge: Clint Eastwood Defendant: Russell Crowe Court Reporter: Scarlett Johansson Public Defender: Paul Dano

        1 retweet 4 likes
      1. Jesse Wachtel ‏@hokieh1 Jun 23

        @associatesmind @heavyhokiehttp://gawker.com/fuckman-ass-judge-and-donkey-dicked-murder-suspect-1782465086 …

        0 retweets 3 likes
      2. HokémonGO ‏@heavyhokie Jun 23

        @hokieh1 saw that. i was disinclined to link to gawker.

        0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jesse Wachtel ‏@hokieh1 Jun 23

        @heavyhokie understandable. I second guessed it multiple times before pressing tweet

        0 retweets 1 like

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