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André Assarsson
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André Assarsson

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Founder @Milttonlabs. Ex. Chief Strategist @moderatsthlm, Advisor @ghokmark, Advisor @PrimeSweden, Political Editor @VTnyheter & Vice President @mufswe

Helsingborg & Stockholm
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    1. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 18

      - Vem lever trängst på en u-båt? - Per i skåpet!

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    2. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 22

      - Har dom bokstavskombinationer i Göteborg? - ADHD *läses med GBG-dialekt*

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    3. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 22

      - Körde i diket och väntar på bogseringsbilen - Kan knappt bärga mig

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    4. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 23

      - Hur ser man en bil är från Bukarest? - Sitter Rumän i en

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    5. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 24

      - Det kom in en kille i en butik och frågade ”Hallå! Har ni påskris?” - Jajamen, svarade kassören - Kan jag få det i en påse? - Nä, vi har pås-kris

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    6. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 24

      - Hur gick det hos tandläkaren? - Jo, tandtrollen försvann men hade anlitat vikaries

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    7. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 24

      - Vad gör brandmännen på rasterna? - Snackar slang!

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    8. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 24

      - Har du sett den lille grabben där borta med salva i hela ansiktet? - Ja! - Det är min kortison…

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    9. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 28

      - Vad kallas en boomerang som inte kommer tillbaka? - Pinne!

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    10. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 28

      - Vad heter "dörrmatta" på spanska? - Matadoor

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      André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 28

      - Varför är bladlöss så små? - Dom har stannat i växten!

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        2. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 29

          - Din pappa verkar lite stel - Ja, det är min styvfar!

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        3. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 29

          - Hörde du om fängelset som byggde ut och blev större? - Nu rymmer det fler!

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        4. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 29

          - Grillförbud länge nu. Hur påverkar det slakterierna? - Tvungna att skära ned på personal!

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        5. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 31

          - Visst är det märkligt att barn till flygvärdinnor har en mor som far?

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        6. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 31

          - Vad sade kannibalen till göteborgaren? - Är du go’ eller? Men han skrattade inte med honom, utan åt honom.

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        7. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Aug 14

          - Vad kallas en skilsmässa i Göteborg? - Päron-splitt!

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        8. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 18

          - Vad sade man om kängurun som blev kriminell? - Gänguru! - Och han som körde bil i en rondell? - Svänguru!

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        9. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 18

          - Du, Jesus! Vad ska du göra i påsk? - Vet inte. Jag har inte något spikat!

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        10. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 18

          - Jesus hade simtävling med lärljungarna. Vem tror du vann? - Vet inte... - Jesus! På walk-over!

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        11. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 24

          - Såg du katten på gymmet? - Ja, han körde spinning!

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        12. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 24

          – Får man ta med hunden på flyget? – Tyvärr det är tax-free!

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        13. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 24

          - Några mjölkbönder vakna? - Nä, vi har gått och laktos!

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        14. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 25

          - Vilken kroppsdel är mest kriminell? - Hälarna!

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        15. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 25

          - Var finns det flest bilmekaniker? - I Mecka!

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        16. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Oct 26

          - Hur fikar man på Halloween? - Kaffe med pumptermos!

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        17. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Nov 3

          - Kan man äta hur mycket som helst här på fiskrestaurangen? - Ja, det är ål inclusive...

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        18. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Nov 3

          - Varför blev du kirurg? - Bra snittlön!

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