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André Assarsson
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André Assarsson

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Founder @Milttonlabs. Ex. Chief Strategist @moderatsthlm, Advisor @ghokmark, Advisor @PrimeSweden, Political Editor @VTnyheter & Vice President @mufswe

Helsingborg & Stockholm
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    André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

    - Vad händer om man dricker öl i smyg? - Man blir hemlighetsfull!pic.twitter.com/yBwZn0w0Q6

    3:26 AM - 15 Jul 2018
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      2. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Det gick inget vidare för spåtanten. - Hon gick i konkurs och var tvungen att börja på ny kula.

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      3. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Hur ska vi få upp veden på ovanvåningen? - Vi får väl elda upp den!

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      4. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Man ska vara försiktig med dom bärande väggarna. - Vadådå? - Annars blir dom rasande!

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      5. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vilket djur flyger rakast? - Antiloop!

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      6. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        Hört på kryddfabriken: – Vad tjänar du? – 100 kronor i timjan – Jasså, inte mejram? – Nä, chefen såg mig på kanelen!

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      7. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vad är viktigast när man köper fotbollsskor? - Att dom passar bra!

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      8. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Varför finns det inga spårvagnar i London? - De tycker det är trams!

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      9. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Hur avgjordes quiztävlingen på golfklubben? - Med en utslagsfråga!

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      10. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Hur tröstar man en vegetarian? - Soja, soja. Ingefära!

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      11. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        *Ridån går igen på bion efter reklamen* - JA! DET VAR JU EN BRA FILM, NU GÅR VI HEM! HAHAHA

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      12. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vad kallas det manliga simlandslaget i England? - Bad Boys!

        1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
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      13. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vad är det för vatten i vattenpass? - Rakvatten!

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      14. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Fryser du? - Ja... - Ställ dig i hörnet. Där är det 90 grader!

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      15. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vilket är Polisens favoritplagg? - Pullover!

        1 reply 2 retweets 27 likes
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      16. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vad hände med han som snodde ett JAS-plan? - Han blev gripen!

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      17. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Är det sant att din hund kan räkna? – Ja, han är väldigt förtjust i matte!

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      18. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Fiskenät var ju från Grekland. - Hur vet du det? - Det satt sik i!

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      19. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vad gör en arbetslös skådespelare? - Spelar ingen roll!

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      20. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Var lär sig hajar att simma? - På High School!

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      21. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Åh, hur länge har du spelat violin? - Sen i fiol!

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      22. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Om man röntgar armarna så ser man benen!

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      23. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Det ska bli 30 grader i helgen. - Jasså? - Jo, 15 på lördag och 15 på söndag!

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      24. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Varför är inte muraren på jobbet längre? - Han gick in i väggen!

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      25. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Är du missnöjd med manikyren? - Ja, blev nagellack!

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      26. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Döpte mina fiskar till en och två. - Eh, varför? - Om en dör har jag fortfarande två!

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      27. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Stureplans mest sålda korv? - Bratwursten...

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      28. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Hur mäter man hjärtrytmen på en dansk? - Tar pölsan...

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      29. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 15

        - Vad har ninjor för skor? - Sneakers!

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      30. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 16

        - Det är inte lett att vara est, men det är ballt!

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      31. André Assarsson‏ @assarsson Jul 16

        - Var sover Lejonkungen? - I Simbasängen!

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