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  1. Jan 19

    After this is over I’m going back to community college. Gonna become a state licensed psychonaut.

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  2. Dec 31

    Holding the new year accountable.

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  3. 23 Dec 2020

    Seasons Fellations from the Twitter account to You’s and You’res!

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  4. 17 Dec 2020

    Qanon santacon

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  5. 7 Dec 2020

    Nobody will ever find out my sleep number. That’s between me and my god alone.

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  6. 20 Nov 2020

    Joe biden will give us all $9 haircuts

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  7. 16 Nov 2020

    Made a fortune off passive verbs.

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  8. 13 Nov 2020

    Feeling half shrunk

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  9. 4 Nov 2020

    The decision desk has drawers full of dirty kleenex

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  10. 3 Nov 2020

    I wanted her to be a big PM Dawn fan.

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  11. 27 Oct 2020

    I have 300-500,000 pieces of mail to send from predominantly Republican counties in Wisconsin for each of the next seven days. Please help. Patreon in bio.

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  12. 14 Oct 2020

    Vibing??

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  13. 6 Oct 2020

    Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaanitor of lunacy

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  14. 5 Oct 2020

    Trump looks like he’s been huffing gravel.

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  15. 2 Oct 2020

    There are many people online in this day and age.

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  16. Retweeted
    19 Sep 2020
    Replying to

    I have not come across scientists who have done this, but none other than BILLIE HOLIDAY GAVE A HORSE LSD

    3 replies 13 retweets 165 likes
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  17. 19 Sep 2020

    Somethings wrong with your fish bro

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  18. 19 Sep 2020

    Pack the court so there are 18 Supreme Court justices and they have to take turns sitting in each others’ laps

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  19. 1 Sep 2020

    Micro scrotes

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  20. 27 Aug 2020

    Working on my biceps and listening to Scott Walker

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