Tom Brady sitting in a Madison Avenue coffee shop just going to town on The White Man's Burden with a pink highlighter
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Rudyard Kipling is my city's problematic fave because he was all like "woah there's natural gas here and it does a fire"
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but imagine how much it would own if they actually changed the name to Gasburg?
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that would have been and still would be so good
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