@rickygervais Have you ever changed a bulb & been aware the switch may be on because after the bulb blew,you pressed the switch a few times?
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Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets Yes. Ever put a red lightbulb in your room thinking it was cool until your mum told you that that's what prostitutes do?7 replies 17 retweets 21 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais No. Was the guest list for your 21st birthday party just your parents and their friends?2 replies 5 retweets 7 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets I didn't have a 21st birthday party. I sometimes think I'm living vicariously through your tweets.1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes -
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@rickygervais Mine was great. Eric Peabody got really bad constipation and I had to fetch some Dulcolax from Tesco for him. It was so funny.1 reply 7 retweets 9 likes -
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@b0ringtweets I don't think you should find a friend's bowel problems amusing. Even if his name is Eric. Or Peabody.3 replies 5 retweets 9 likes
@rickygervais @b0ringtweets The last Chinese emperor should have petitioned his parents to have his name changed from Pu.
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