I live in a house.
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Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets I can't ever imagine you running out of great new things to tell us. How many doors does it have? Two, I bet. Front and back.10 replies 9 retweets 17 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais 7 including internal ones. They were all on when I purchased the house. Luckily they were all to my taste. I'm lucky like that7 replies 5 retweets 15 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets I think you make your own luck in this world. You must have been a good person to get such perfect doors. Windows?2 replies 3 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Yep.Have you ever got to the postbox at the exact time it's being emptied & given your letter straight to the man emptying it?3 replies 1 retweet 5 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets Once. I didn't hand it to him exactly, he just held out his sack and I put it in. I gave a road cleaner some litter once too.5 replies 3 retweets 4 likes
@rickygervais @b0ringtweets *Ears detach, head slowly implodes into neck while brain leaks out open holes.*
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