@b0ringtweets will you eat something?
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Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais I was going to have a packet of crisps, but I suddenly remembered I had a scotch egg. Isn't life great when that happens?9 replies 12 retweets 16 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets yeah. What flavour crisps were you going to have? Cheese and onion?2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Plain. Have you ever been shopping for crisps in Spar and wondered what it felt like to be a store detective?4 replies 1 retweet 6 likes -
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Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Many times. I even give myself a store detective kind of name. Tony Boston.4 replies 2 retweets 11 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets if the real store detective was shot in the head trying to apprehend a shoplifter would you ask the thief to return the goods?4 replies 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Do you think that the store detective would have adequate insurance cover in place, in the eventuality of him dying in store?5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets I'm much more worried about him surviving but having no jaw or nose & eyes....Weeping through two black holes in his head.1 reply 2 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais He'd have to listen to the audio description when The Antiques Roadshow came on. Or have a relative describe the item.3 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
@b0ringtweets I wonder if Spar store detectives typically come from large families. Or if they're medium-sized or small. @rickygervais
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