I'm hungry.
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Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais I was going to have a packet of crisps, but I suddenly remembered I had a scotch egg. Isn't life great when that happens?9 replies 12 retweets 16 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets yeah. What flavour crisps were you going to have? Cheese and onion?2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Plain. Have you ever been shopping for crisps in Spar and wondered what it felt like to be a store detective?4 replies 1 retweet 6 likes -
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Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Many times. I even give myself a store detective kind of name. Tony Boston.4 replies 2 retweets 11 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets if the real store detective was shot in the head trying to apprehend a shoplifter would you ask the thief to return the goods?4 replies 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Do you think that the store detective would have adequate insurance cover in place, in the eventuality of him dying in store?5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
@b0ringtweets Only if the bullet that killed him first ricocheted off something inside the Spar. Like a peach. @rickygervais
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