@rickygervais Have you ever fitted a dual flush conversion kit to your toilet? I have. It was one of the best Saturday nights I've ever had.
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Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets I haven't. You make me realise I've done so little with my life. This might be the kick up the a**e I need though.10 replies 8 retweets 30 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais *pardon your French. You'll be telling me next you've never seen a vending machine being loaded either.7 replies 12 retweets 25 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets Sigh. I haven't seen that, no. I got a landlord to turn off and then turn on a quiz machine once, that malfunctioned.4 replies 1 retweet 4 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais I'm barred from my local pub for disputing one of the answers on the machine.11 replies 16 retweets 30 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets You're like a modern day Braveheart, or Jesus or *Joan of Arc or someone. Pardon my French.1 reply 5 retweets 10 likes -
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Wowzers* I've only ever been compared to John Nettles before. *pardon my French1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @b0ringtweets
@b0ringtweets You mentioning John Nettles reminded me of a little known fact: You need to be a native of Jersey to own a property there.4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
@rickygervais @b0ringtweets I nearly read all of that.
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