Think it was Confucious who said if you pre-empt wank jokes with the hashtag "cue inevitable wank jokes", you will still receive wank jokes.
.@StephenMerchant Confucious say: "He who pre-empt wank joke no longer can open his magazines." What?
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.@StephenMerchant Confucious say: "He who pre-empt wank joke no longer can open his magazines." What?