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@askesian

I drink, and I know things.

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  1. Apr 6

    From now on, I will only buy Triangle LED bulbs.

  2. Feb 21

    Can't read? Don't like your kids? This app's for you

  3. Retweeted
    2 Dec 2014

    My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.

    43 replies 4,119 retweets 9,634 likes
  4. Feb 19

    The reverb app turns your iOS device into Alexa remote. Works really well so far.

  5. Feb 17

    Where can I download that JG Wentworth Cash Now tune? Jammin.

  6. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    Unlike in nature 🌱 In the context of software 🖥️ Pressure and time do not yield diamonds 💎 Just piles of 💩

    3 replies 312 retweets 522 likes
  7. Retweeted
    6 Jan 2016

    her: i like candle lit dinners me: it takes too long to cook with a candle

    2 replies 143 retweets 385 likes
  8. Retweeted
    6 Mar 2015

    Tool guy: Hand me a Phillip's head. *decapitates Phillip* *throws head at tool guy* Tool guy: I said HAND me a Phillip's head, not throw.

    14 replies 1,499 retweets 3,184 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    I don't understand why Republicans would want to weaken education.

    66 replies 926 retweets 1,632 likes
  10. Feb 7

    Discover all the details about the Massdrop Brass AAA Pocket Flashlight on !

  11. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    Saw this on Facebook and it kind of says it all.

    439 replies 26,578 retweets 45,642 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    Keep an open mind but not so much that people can poke it and make your arm do weird things.

    5 replies 192 retweets 575 likes
  13. Retweeted
    8 Dec 2013

    your piss poor taste in obelisks that's what's up

    52 replies 860 retweets 2,063 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Feb 4

    That's how checks and balances work, you dictatorial shithead.

    What is our country coming to when a judge can halt a Homeland Security travel ban and anyone, even with bad intentions, can come into U.S.?
    18 replies 1,090 retweets 3,289 likes
  15. Feb 5

    All that fame. All the money. All the access to just about anything. I don't understand why Brady has that horrible haircut.

    1 like
  16. Feb 2

    Does anyone know who did the music for Cromo on Netflix?

  17. Feb 2

    VS Code editor has come a long way, baby! via

  18. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    RT if you've ever met a Syrian, Iranian, Somali, Turkish, Iraqi, Sudanese or Yemeni person & they weren't detrimental to your safety.

    949 replies 69,133 retweets 42,331 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Just to be clear: Iraqi refugee held in cuffs for 17 hours at JFK before being allowed in was an interpreter for US troops during the war.

    1,340 replies 58,328 retweets 73,316 likes
  20. Jan 29

    Who stayed awake for Federer vs Nadal?

    1 retweet

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