Ashy Nova

@ashynova

I just want to stay young forever. I dont know. Cheesy pizza.

London
Joined January 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2012

    Four more years.

    53,232 replies 816,270 retweets 549,234 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    9 Jul 2012

    Eminem Slim Shady Marshall Mathers Rabbit Bunny Jimmy Smith Superman G.O.A.T Hailie's dad White guy from D12

    58 replies 3,764 retweets 870 likes
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  3. 4 Jul 2012

    Who's Coke is that Pepsi?

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  4. Retweeted
    4 Jul 2012

    If I'm weird and fucking crazy around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.

    1 reply 102 retweets 8 likes
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  5. 4 Jul 2012

    DAMN!!! is already taken. Another idea out the window.

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  6. 4 Jul 2012

    yep thats my new business idea,

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  7. 4 Jul 2012

    SpaceBook - The latest in social networking from the outer reaches of the Batshit Nebula

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  8. Retweeted
    25 Jun 2012

    Cameron cutting youth benefits instead of taxing his rich buddies. Take your silver spoon out of your mouth sir and shove it up your arse.

    47 replies 681 retweets 68 likes
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  9. 25 Jun 2012

    ”The only way Pirlo’s penalty could have been better is if he’d had a cigarette in his mouth while taking it.”

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  10. 20 Jun 2012

    Fifa: "fuck goal-line technology we'll just put an extra ref next to the line"... ermmm?

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  11. 18 Jun 2012

    RIP TOM MAYNARD :( unbelievably sad news. to think i was just watching you on tv the other day :(

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  12. 18 Jun 2012

    i could make a new twitter and all it would be was me expressing my hatred towards George R. R. Martin for ruining my life

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  13. 14 Jun 2012

    Question: What Sports do you play? Answer: the internet.

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  14. 14 Jun 2012

    the awkward moment when my mom buys me a pink-ish shirt as a bday present and i have to wear it so i dont hurt her feelings

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  15. 12 Jun 2012

    Tweet 5 times about the size of my dick, gain 5 followers. that's a pretty good correlation.

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  16. 11 Jun 2012

    fighting off the urge to measure the size of my dick with a vernier caliper.

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  17. 11 Jun 2012

    If i was calling up Pizza Hut in Ukraine, The phone call would cost more than the pizza.

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  18. 11 Jun 2012

    i want to do Barneys "have you met Ted?" move on one of my friends.

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