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the best goddamn dancer in the american ballet academy. designer. bibliophile. cancer ♋️. | 📸

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Apr 2017

    "...the buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching towards infinity..." - A.E. Newton

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  2. Jun 3
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  3. May 28
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  4. May 26
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  5. May 25

    two minutes of insult comedy smack in the middle of a morning listen of

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  6. May 24

    the answer is 4 but i think that's really giving away how much time i was spending on these rides.

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  7. May 24
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  8. May 22
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  9. May 17

    Can we keep curbside pick up and to-go cocktails?

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  10. May 9

    “Jeez how many times are you doing to watch this?” My boyfriend said, *like a moron*

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  11. May 8

    Chasing Bo around the Cabinet Room.

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  12. Apr 28

    With The Far Side trending, I must note how much I have laughed through the years at these examples Gary Larson put in The Prehistory of The Far Side of the newspaper that twice swapped The Far Side and Dennis the Menace captions. That second Dennis one is amazing.

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  13. Apr 24

    Here you go, Romancelandia.

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  14. Apr 24

    Moderna, you sassy bitch.

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  15. Apr 23

    Sign me up for that Tiana ride. I hope they put her restaurant right next door, I will eat all of the gumbo & beignets.

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  16. Apr 23

    Seriously, what a bunch of babies whining about a theme park ride. Don't like it? Don't go. That's capitalism, baby!

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  17. Apr 23

    I say this as a person who 100% wore out her Disney sing-a-long tapes and also still owns her childhood copy of Disney's Uncle Remus Stories that they released based off the film... Nobody fucking cares about Song of the South. Cry more. Be mad. Don't @ me.

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  18. Apr 23

    TFW you remind the internet that almost nobody younger than 45 (give or take a couple years) has had a true memory of the unedited film Song of the South and they try to prove you wrong by just - singing an Academy Award winning song at you.

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  19. Apr 23

    If you’re gonna get all hot and bothered about “too woke” theme park rides maybe pick something that is even remotely relevant. Nobody cares about Song of the South.

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  20. Apr 23

    Also name anyone younger than 45 who has seen and remembers Song of the South. It never got a home video release. It occasionally played (with edits) on DC in the 90s but for most of the 90s the channel was a premium cable add on a la HBO.

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  21. Apr 23

    Cry more. As if Disney hasn’t been updating their rides to line up with new films for 50 years.

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