hey come on target sells personal lubricant and probably so does some raw organic vegan boutique gift shop on the back of a hot yoga studio.
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Replying to @candacerthomas @devolore and
Knowing Irvine, if there are sex shops here they're hidden behind a facade of flat white walls in an office complex next to an obscure, but delicious, restaurant that's only open during lunch hours except for like two hours on every other Saturday.
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Replying to @sqwarlock @candacerthomas and
I like everything about this tweet. Well done.
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Replying to @HellingtonBoot @sqwarlock and
When I lived in good old Essex, the bus I got to work went past a sex shop, inconspicuously sandwiched between a Londis and a Post Office. It's like it was just there... hanging out...
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Replying to @ashliiful @HellingtonBoot and
Meanwhile in Glendale, Arizona: We had a shopping center with a bar on one end, a sex shop on the other, and a preschool/day care in the middle.
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Replying to @sqwarlock @ashliiful and
Me at 7yo: "Why is that shop called 'PRIVATE'?" Mum: "..." Me: "...?" Mum: *clearly ruffled* "IT SELLS THINGS FOR GROWN-UPS NOW DO YOUR COAT UP."
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Replying to @HellingtonBoot @sqwarlock and
So out of curiosity (clearly...) I decide to look the place up on Google Maps... https://www.google.fr/maps/@51.5615453,0.1246462,3a,75y,324.35h,86.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1seG16vH-dag99guqvZYeRzA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en … - they're not even discreet about it anymore, a classy establishment if one ever existed.
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Replying to @ashliiful @sqwarlock and
You...Googled this at work? Gosh. What a funny way to resign.
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Replying to @HellingtonBoot @sqwarlock and
Good talk... so how's the weather?
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Replying to @ashliiful @sqwarlock and
Not bad, not bad. Fancy a brew? *makes tea*
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Corr, g'on then, you've twisted my arm. Got any choccy digestives?
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Replying to @ashliiful @HellingtonBoot and
If only I understood British English so I could keep up with this thread. Shame I'm so rubbish at it.
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Replying to @sqwarlock @HellingtonBoot and
The question is: do you milk then brew, or brew then milk? (And no, that's not sex shop related
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