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And if by some miracle all of the Mails are used up, feel free to use the Sun also 
To my friends back home in the UK facing #toiletpaperpanic I'm pleased to inform you that relief is at hand. This rag, made from recycled materials so kind of eco-friendly, can be found at most newsagents and supermarkets.
Wiping shit with shit won't leave you that clean though.pic.twitter.com/uWbmWlliJb
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Warning: may cause severe bouts of diahrreatic racism. If you display symptoms such as: - Extreme Boomerism - Irrational anger at Meaghan Markle - Fear of vegan sausage rolls - A desire to make Attack Helicopter jokes Please consult your doctor immediately for a full lobotomy.
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I'm going to use "extreme boomerism" in my vocab from now on
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But will it flush?
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