Anytime I enter an office toilet cubicle and the toilet lid is down, my mind immediately starts rushing to worst-case things I could see when lifting the lid up:
Spiders
Pebbledashing
IED
Sewer beasts
Alien Offspring
Portal to a Hell dimension
Am I the only one? 
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Wait... *RAW* meat?
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Carpaccio?
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