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You forgot a Disney food queue line?
Anytime I enter an office toilet cubicle and the toilet lid is down, my mind immediately starts rushing to worst-case things I could see when lifting the lid up:
Spiders
Pebbledashing
IED
Sewer beasts
Alien Offspring
Portal to a Hell dimension
Am I the only one? 
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I know exactly what you mean "What hellish level of mess did someone leave in the gents that caused them to actually put down the lid?!" *lifts with foot*
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I expect the smell to kill me before I can see what's in there if I lift the lid!
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Yeah in the land of raw meats and stinky cheese I've experienced some... aromas...
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