AshleyParker

that time we got delayed for 2 hours for our 1.5h flight #epicfail in route home from the wedding

did i just turn 30? #prettyinpulman #AMPitupto30

this kid is not messing around, but then again neither do i when my jam comes on https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152512847948070&id=689798069 …

because freedom rings

why are there no knock knock jokes about #merica?

us old folk are hurting. it's past 9 and there is rose to be had.

getting ready to party like it's 1776 - #montauk #hamptons bound

Pulling a #BrazilianNoShow for the US vs. Germany game! http://thebos.co/p/UXXJIC?ref=mtwitter … gooooooooaaaaal

Pulling a #BrazilianNoShow for the US vs. Germany game! http://thebos.co/p/H20X5P?ref=mtwitter …

#nofilter needed with a little thing called sunshine #weekendadventures in connecticut http://instagram.com/p/pRz4_OqyGq/ 

happy #flagday from the #bestcityever #nyc http://instagram.com/p/pP2gHXqyGY/ 

this ones for you majohn05; still scratching my head as to why my parents didn't actually name me… http://instagram.com/p/pP2LFFqyFz/ 

heartbreaker http://instagram.com/p/pP1vrGKyFO/ 

does this angle make my butt look big? #dontcare #birthdayboy #icecream http://instagram.com/p/pNgHPnqyC-/ 

#tbt in honor of this little guy. can't believe he's going to be two tomorrow! wpulman http://instagram.com/p/pI23k4qyIF/ 

#tbt #2010 #longhairdontcare http://instagram.com/p/pI2c9OqyHp/ 

theme parties were (and still are) the best kind of parties. #tbt to 2005 http://instagram.com/p/pI1vbKKyHP/ 

2005, the year of blue steel and using paint to edit photos #college #tbt http://instagram.com/p/pI1Q9NKyG8/ 

#summerinthecity #nofilter http://instagram.com/p/o9Lm1fqyN5/