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May 8, 2020

2 minutes and 17 seconds of bravery

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“These college players are just kids dont make fun of them” I was 14 when it happened. They called me TV boner. News Boner. Local TV news boner. Standing in The Background of a News Story With a Boner kid. So yeah I think Ill tell this 19 year old who cant dribble to kiII himself

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getting top

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Star Wars Holocron

@sw_holocron

Feb 16

What would you like the next upcoming Star Wars movie to be about?

this is what characters are talking about right before you run them over in GTA

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{lying on CV} My name is Grimble

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WARNING::DEFCON V::RED ALERT The Most Aspergic Kid In Class Is About To Stand On a Wobbly Chair And Try to Fix the Projector, I repeat: The Most Aspergic Kid In Class Is About To Stand On a Wobbly Chair And Try to Fix the Projector

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Boots, 'with the fur'

@afraidofwasps

Sep 17, 2022

Is that your son or is that a imp you created with magic? Sorry, didn't mean to startle you lol. Yeah i said is that a imp? Cuz he's so good at soccer lol. I'm so jealous lol My son succckkss. Yup I came from over there

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hyperpop kids drop some fire then go to school n get bullied lol

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There was this one guy Saddam Hussein. He was so damn insane.

Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel said Tua Tagovailoa sat next to him on the plane. They talked about how he was feeling for 15-20 mins then Tua pulled out his phone to watch MacGruber and they laughed together, per McDaniel.

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skepta on devilman

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little brother prank

was watching pool and got caught extremely off-guard by this commentary

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Grift Mix Vol. 3 is out now youtube.com/watch?v=u-mtNL

it would be funny to get on the sneaker shopping show and blow your head off when they read the price to you

Mar 30, 2022

i am doing an all female reboot of 9/11

Mar 30, 2022

babe your makeup looks so pretty 😍😍 you look so much better than you usually do ❤️❤️❤️

42 Dugg wants 4 dogs for free 🐕

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im breaking down the death of my son on the pod this week

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animated this video

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Lyrical Lemonade

@LyricaLemonade

Jan 10, 2022

ChaseTheMoney and Valee never miss together. Their latest, "Trident," is no different: lyricallemonade.com/p/trident-chas [@valee]

when i die put me up on the mcdonalds soda machine

my life is a living hell. every minute is torture

Jan 2, 2022

if they don’t make a hunger games 5 i will #hangmyself

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@on_da_spectrum

Dec 31, 2021

think I just hit Betty White with my car

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i would go on the show Survivor if they let me bring an iphone and a iphone charger and a Tenga assfuck deluxe and Tenga assfuck deluxe cleaning materiels

telling my therapist that i’m experiencing rank dysphoria. I’m trapped in the cold body of a diamond gamer but i know in my heart i should be onyx

4 car pile up 3 dead because i tried to text “hello thot” to my friend in the passenger seat

My debut EP, IS THERE NO ONE ELSE. Thank you for listening. @ZCRMADEIT

me substitute teaching the double block of algebra II before lunch: dammnn, i’m so tired… i hope nobody does a school shooting…i bet nobody would even be ready for it cuz i’m so tired

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE IS OUT NOW 3 new tracks 3 heard before, go show some love 🤝

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IS THERE NO ONE ELSE

(Watching the clown ive paid to fuck my wife pull up in our driveway) Yes! WOO! (Watching 15 other clowns somehow escape that little car) Stacey you have to hide,

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