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Is Pharell Williams the pinnacle of humanity?

Not interested in "breaking through the glass ceiling" so much as "breaking through the ceiling in a glass elevator with a chocolate tycoon"

There are maybe four pics of us together in existence so on this great day of birth, @enjaycait gets a… http://instagram.com/p/uGcb1Dio7m/ 

i wish i had a fairy godmother but instead of granting wishes she would bring me books. lots of books.

update: it's the year 2014 and youtube has officially consumed my life

If you cried about Robin Williams and you're laughing about Amanda Bynes, check yourself. Mental illness isn't a spectator sport.

if we consider twitter followers an accurate representation of clout, there are cats in this world who would beat me in a presidential race

I'm developing a CW show where I'm a lazier version of The Flash called I'm Tired.

you miss 100% of the tacos you don't eat

"Wham!" - George Michael running into a wall.

I would absolutely pay a million dollars to see Jesse L. Martin and @grantgust duet to "I'll Cover You" on @CW_TheFlash

yo. @CW_TheFlash is banging. @grantgust definitely wins the 2014 tv superhero battle royale. idk what that is but he wins it.

I'm two Jonas Brothers away from a party

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE READING BOOKS