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    31 Dec 2018
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    22 Dec 2018

    Why do I feel like Disney is telling me it's a spoonful of sugar that sharpens you up for a bit of the old ultraviolence.

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    Right now Freshman members of Congress are at a “Bipartisan” orientation w/ briefings on issues. Invited panelists offer insights to inform new Congressmembers‘ views as they prepare to legislate. # of Corporate CEOs we’ve listened to here: 4 # of Labor leaders: 0

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    26 Nov 2018

    Oh dear! There are reports that over 90,000 people will assail Seattle! And well over 100,000 expected to invade San Diego!!! Oh, wait, those are just comic cons. Maybe we just need a competent con-com to facilitate those folks at our border. . . . Only 6k people!

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    20 Nov 2018

    Crucifixion is a terrible, terrible thing. Should never happen. And we may never know whether Jesus was guilty of crimes against Rome. Who can say? But thirty pieces IS a lot of silver, and it would be very foolish to turn it down.

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    15 Nov 2018

    .’s new hit single – “Where the F--k Did I Park My Truck”

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    *Our future is Germany’s past. *An adult took this picture. *I’d like to say these thugs don’t know what they’re doing but some are even giving the NEW Nazi salute 👌 ⬅️

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    11 Nov 2018

    The emotional final scene of Blackadder Goes Forth still gets us every time…

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    9 Nov 2018

    Timely commentary from Superman

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    9 Nov 2018

    25 years ago today A Tribe Called Quest dropped Midnight Marauders and our lives were never the same.

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    7 Nov 2018

    Kushner Assures Worried Ivanka They’d Definitely Be Last Jews To Go

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    This latest GoT book is not what I expected...

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    Relax and have several seats, Melania, as I proudly present your slogan. 🎶🌈💅🏻☕️🕯

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    13 Oct 2018

    Ok I’ve been laughing at this for like five straight minutes

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    4 Oct 2018
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    2 Oct 2018

    I've never made a Freudian tits

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