Victor Asemota

@asemota

SwiftaCorp | ΛLTSeed | MFiSA | MATSAfrica | Ancient Mariner | Chief Fanatic | Senior Advocate of Nigerian Jollof | Sarkin Yaki of Ezoti

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Joined April 2007
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  2. 3 hours ago

    Mama he made it!

    WHEN YOUR PASTOR IS AN AIRBENDER
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  3. 3 hours ago

    My Kindle Oasis order won't arrive until June 7th, until then I have to read my books on a Kindle Voyage like a god damn peasant

    31 retweets 92 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    This is a remarkable and incredibly sad work of art, made from the faces of the 670 soldiers who died in the Iraq

    5:13 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    78 retweets 82 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    Regarding the IDPs. We don't have a government. We only have people pretending to play government.

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  6. 4 hours ago

    A Thesis needs to be written on this.

    4:59 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. 4 hours ago

    Sees Fayose trending. Almost has a heart attack. It wasn't me.

  8. Apr 7

    I'm so old, I remember when politicians were honest. Just kidding. They've always been lying assholes.

    241 retweets 485 likes
  9. 4 hours ago

    I agree

    The HTC 10 is a great phone lost in a crowd
  10. Mar 29

    9:07 AM - 29 Mar 2016 · Details
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  11. 5 hours ago

    Y'all should stop "rubbing" Nigeria abeg. It is a sin. Nigeria may go blind.

    4:19 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. 5 hours ago

    Y’all should stop “rubbing” Nigeria. Y’heard? It is a sin.

    4:17 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
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  13. 5 hours ago

    Inside a new Macbook without the batteries.

    4:06 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    34 retweets 23 likes
  14. 6 hours ago

    This is so true! A very vital but often neglected part of healthcare. Healthcare is a

    3:07 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
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  15. 6 hours ago

    "Apple is considering paid search, a Google-like model in which companies would pay to have their app shown at the top of search results"

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  16. 6 hours ago

    "app stores look a lot like Yahoo of 20 years ago, and they don't work for the same reasons - you can browse 20,000 apps but not a million"

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  18. 6 hours ago

    Oh no!

    I had garlic on a tinyyyyy ailment on my arm for ONE HOUR and I'm scarred for life.
  19. 6 hours ago

    ROFL!!!! I must have seen this like 50 times

    Owls are such majestic creatures
  20. 6 hours ago

    "Ajebohas chatting"

    No wonder my mums looking for a place there. She told me people don't get robbed for their shoes no more
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      Best of Nike Account. *I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH NIKE* just a parody account to showcase their greatness and where to get it!!

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      Collaborative = (people x stuff) + new technologies^creativity

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