Matthew Case

@ascendantlogic

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    3. tra 2019.

    Driving my cat to the vet when suddenly... BRAIN: Remember 22 years ago when you tried to start a mosh pit at an Our Lady Peace show and everyone hated you for it? ME: OH GOD BRAIN: Do you feel ashamed? ME: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!? BRAIN: My work here is done.

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  2. 28. sij

    "It's going to take time" - Cleveland Browns 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006...2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020...

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  3. 23. sij

    Socialize the losses, privatize the profits.

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  4. 23. sij

    Just another early Thursday afternoon on Reddit Public Access Network apparently.

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    22. sij

    2,979 days since Michigan's last win over Ohio State in football.

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    A friend said something crazy to me the other day: "You have 18 summers to enjoy with your kids. That's it." By the time your kids turn 18, you have spent 70%+ of the total time you will spend with them. After that, it's a wild card (they are busy, you are old).

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    16. sij

    jose altuve when the count is 1-2 and the astros got the sign

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  8. 15. sij

    I'm reminding why getting any sort of political news/opinion on Twitter is an exercise in awfulness. These follow-up hashtags of , , etc, are just full of vile idiots and assholes. This sort of divisive infighting is what's gonna get Trump reelected.

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  9. 15. sij

    CNN was shown to be garbage when they were giving Hillary's team copies of the questions ahead of the debates in 2016. I'm not a Trump fan (look at my timeline) but conservatives were right about CNN way back then.

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  10. 15. sij

    You've really outdone yourselves . Just an astonishingly transparent attempt to smear Sanders.

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  11. 15. sij
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  12. 4. sij

    As seen on Reddit

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  13. 3. sij

    "Yes but actually no, can you tell me so I can just say it back to you?. Wait, I've failed at even that"

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  14. 3. sij

    Shocking, and his supporters will somehow find a way to differentiate his recent actions.

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    1. sij

    Exclusive: Drugmakers from Pfizer to GSK to hike U.S. prices on over 200 drugs

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    2. sij

    Jerry Jones, talking to Cowboys fans: “Big news: we’ve FIRED...” “Oooooo” “...our peanut vendor, who was awful.” “Awwww.” “But also, we’re moving on from Jason...” “Oooooo” “...the security guard, who is retiring.” “Awwww.” “There is no other news at this time.” The fans:

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  17. 1. sij

    Every year I say I'm done with this team and every year I turn on the games the following season. Why can't I quit this team?

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  18. 22. pro 2019.

    This is truly trash “journalism”. I could respect this take if they didn’t admit to just skipping forward to episode 5, deeming it too confusing and giving it an F. But I’m sure the “engagement” is worth it in the eyes of the social media team over there.

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  19. 22. pro 2019.

    That was the part where I turned off the TV, calmly walked outside and laid down in the middle of the road. Sadly the road was full of other people hoping to get run over so nothing happened.

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  20. 22. pro 2019.

    The responses are great. She’s trolling you mouth breathers pretty good.

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    22. pro 2019.

    hey, quick question for you evangelicals: at which church is President Anointed By God worshiping today? just curious

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