Asad Hussain

@asadqh

Don't mind me, I'm just here trying to perfect my impression of an adult. I'm considerably better at making pancakes than analogies.

Chicago, IL
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Joined September 2008
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  1. Apr 1

    PSA from Chicago – at Athenaeum Theatre

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    Feb 25

    Oh my god, they should invite

    I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!
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  3. 4 Dec 2016

    Sure glad we got that homeowner's insurance. @ Nick's Condo

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  4. Retweeted
    26 Nov 2016

    Aw it's gonna be a great show tonight!

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  5. 8 Nov 2016

    Voter turnout would be much higher if we got cookies after. I…

  6. 28 Oct 2016

    Everyone should save as many funny Vines as they can and post them on YouTube! Oh... Wait...

  7. 14 Oct 2016

    Contrary to popular belief, The Accountant is not about one man's violent struggle to master pivot tables.

  8. 9 Oct 2016

    I wish the lower third of political debates was dedicated to a live stream.

  9. 9 Oct 2016

    Nothing like starting a lazy Sunday with a freshly brewed cup of coffee... that you accidentally pour oatmeal into. I'm going back to bed.

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  10. 8 Oct 2016

    "Can you cut up an apple for me? A caramel apple. None of that regular apple bullshit." -Kumail Hussain 😐

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  11. 29 Sep 2016

    Ok, so who thought it was a good idea for egg whites and coffee creamer to come in the same size carton?

  12. 23 Sep 2016

    After years of hand-wringing over security concerns, I have finally made peace with the fact that my life is too boring to be spied on.

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  13. 7 Jul 2016

    V12SPD posted a

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  14. 30 Mar 2016

    It's crazy how many on demand choppers were used in Batman v Superman. missed out on a huge advertising opportunity.

  15. 18 Mar 2016

    "No I get it. You're saying flax is like the Insane Clown Posse of food. I don't need to know their music to know I hate it."

  16. 14 Mar 2016

    "Of the things you are trying, we shall include, my patience." - Pravitha

  17. 10 Mar 2016

    Small charging/syncing cables for our tech are the new missing socks of our generation. "I better not los... oh. Well now its gone forever."

  18. 7 Mar 2016

    Just wait until they finish examining the knife and find it inscribed with "Watch The People v. O. J. Simpson Tuesday at 9CST/10EST on FX"

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  19. 22 Feb 2016

    I will vote for the presidential candidate that introduces legislation forcing chocolate companies to include a legend in assorted boxes.

    1 reply
  20. 9 Apr 2015

    I suck at making spirographs. 😕 @ Steve and Rachel's House

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