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    Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 2 Jan 2018

    In 2018 Year of the Doggo let us remember the Chinese fable about how the cats don’t have a year because they can never get their fucking shit together

    1:06 AM - 2 Jan 2018
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      2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 2 Jan 2018

        Literally it’s that there was a big meeting to apply to be part of the zodiac and the cat missed it because he slept in till noon

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      3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 2 Jan 2018

        The cat asked his roommate the rat to wake him up and instead the rat got up at sunrise to be first in line So now the cat blames the rat for everything that’s gone wrong in his life and tries to kill him all the time Typical

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      2. Na Young Ahn‏ @zzyzxXIII 2 Jan 2018
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        Also let’s remember that the ox came in second because the rat hitched a ride on his horns and jumped off at the last second.

        1 reply 3 retweets 37 likes
      3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 2 Jan 2018
        Replying to @zzyzxXIII

        The relationship between Rat and Ox is a metaphor for how working tirelessly and diligently your whole life will eventually put you in a position to have all the credit stolen by some smug piece of shit

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      2. Elsworth Amasa‏ @wfrolik 2 Jan 2018
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        My own feline claims its actually because EVERY year is cat year and they are still Supreme Rulers. Of course she just sleeps, eats, and grooms all day.

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      3. Ariel Welby‏ @ArielWelby 2 Jan 2018
        Replying to @wfrolik @arthur_affect

        Cats were worshipped by the ancients as gods and have never forgotten it.

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      1. Madfall‏ @Madfall 3 Jan 2018
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        Terry Pratchett had a quote for everything. "In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this"

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