I’m sorry no movie with Anakin/Padme romance in it gets to outrank any movie (or book or comic or video game) with 0 Anakin/Padmehttps://twitter.com/stathakis82/status/947500911827361792 …
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Anakin: I did not Force Choke her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not Force Choke her! [activates lightsaber] Anakin: I did *not*. Oh hi, Obi-Wan.
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Padme: You're scaring me. Anakin: You're lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, PADME! Padme: Why are you so hysterical? Anakin: [Chokes Padme over a lava pit] Do you understand the Force? Do you?
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Anakin: That son of a bitch Yoda told me that I would be a Master within three months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
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Obi-Wan: When is the baby due? Padme: There is no baby. Obi-Wan: What? What are you talking about? Padme: I told him that to make it interesting.
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Palpatine: How was work today? Anakin: Oh, pretty good. We’re hunting a new Sith Lord and the Council will make a lot of money. P: What Sith Lord? A: I cannot tell you; it's confidential. P: Aw, come on. Why not? A: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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I gave up on the prequels so I don’t know whether these are jokes and I will not look it up bc this is great.
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Has anybody in this galaxy ever even seen a chicken
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Iunno but they got two meter long rats
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Anakin: "Why won't you talk to me? YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, PADME!"
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