I affect a green-tinged low-pop-growth viewpoint to disguise my real opinion which is straight up Rust Cohle misanthropic antinatalism
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The real reason I don't want you to have kids isn't bc of their carbon footprint it's bc your kids will probably grow up to be shitheads
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Even if you yourself are not a shithead human beings demonstrably revert to the shithead mean
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"What if I have kids but I teach them to be environmentally conscious" You know you can't actually teach kids things right
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Your son is gonna become a Republican buy a huge SUV and tell all his girlfriends about how his crazy hippie parents ruined his childhood
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