"Ho Ho Ho! The Father and the Son are of the SAME not SIMILAR substances! Merry fist-in-the-mouth!"https://twitter.com/thespork/status/884466769494147072 …
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I wonder how exactly the real St Nick would feel about being included in this weird mishmash with the King of the Faeries and the god Odin
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Maybe Megyn Kelly would be satisfied if we made a rule only well-tanned Greek guys can play Santa from now on
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Wait I reread this tweet and realized George Michael died on Christmas morning 2016 GEORGE MICHAEL WAS THE REAL ST. NICHOLAS ALL ALONG
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There won't be any Christmas this year sorry everyone we all failed to make the nice list
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