There's probably an obnoxious "Valorumbro" movement that blames the entire Empire on Gungans
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @MattTheGweat
There's an EU comic about the last years of ex-Chancellor Valorum and how he becomes a highly unpopular ranting conspiracy theorist
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"Palpatine is a secret Sith Lord! Where's his birth certificate? Audit the Clone Army!" etc
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Bail Organa is like his only friend and he keeps their meetings on the down low
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The last time he sees him he's all "Im on the verge of finding PROOF the Clone Wars are an ENGINEERED EVENT and BOTH SIDES ARE BEING PLAYED"
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"This will rehabilitate my entire career! You'll see! But be aware if I die suddenly it was NOT AN ACCIDENT"
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Then he randomly chokes to death on food the next day
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And everyone's like "Come on he was like 112 years old" and Bail Organa is like "Hmmmm"
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I just like the headcanon that Bail Organa lived to found the Rebellion bc he is an intensely paranoid and in many ways unpleasant person
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Replying to @arthur_affect @MattTheGweat
Well, he adopted a daughter just to send her to be tortured by her genetic dad, which he knew to expect
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He just wasn't quite paranoid enough to expect they'd just go ahead and blow up the whole planet
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Like he probably had a secret underground base that under normal circumstances would've been enough
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