She protects us from the vampires, the demons, and the forces of Darkness.
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
This monologue does not outright state that the Slayer is always female, but the "she" is intentionally exclusive
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
It's also wrong in that by the end of the show there are several hundred Slayers, all in the early Millenial generation
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Sure but that's not "wrong" that's explicitly changing the rules
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Yeah, but it's wrong even before that because of the whole "Slayers work based on heartbeat status not brain status"
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
Like, BIG SPOILER FOR THOSE FOLLOWING: BUFFY DIES AT THE END OF SEASON 1. In the medical-in-1900-sense.
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
Xander, who has an AWKWARD CRUSH ON BUFFY, gets an EXCUSE TO GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH.
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
MR. LIAM "ANGEL" ANGEL is ALSO THERE, but explains while panting from lack of breath that he can't do CPR because he doesn't breathe
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Yeah clearly if he can speak he can make his lungs inhale and exhale air which is all you need to do CPR
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
The fact that he doesn't extract oxygen from the air would if anything make him more effective at doing CPR
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There's actually a gag on Order of the Stick where a vampire character normally speaks "by magic" with a black speech bubble
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
And in order to pretend to be alive he decides to fake breathing and speaking normally
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
But lack of practice being undead means his intentional breathing comes off as "HEEEEE-HOOOAAAH HEEE-HOAAAH"
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