Oh man now that I've had enough whiskey here are a list of things dudes have actually said to me about maybe getting me pregnant: https://twitter.com/Iseultalias/status/878419015898615808 …
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Replying to @KillerMartinis
"you're not on your period are you because I don't want a kid" Topped by "it's fine, you don't get pregnant if you're drunk"
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The ancient Egyptians apparently actually believed that, as did the ancient Celts
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The first part, about menstruating making you fertile
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Thank God modern American men are heeding the lessons of the Celts and Egyptians then I guess? I don't even.
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It didn't seem to have much of an effect on either civilization's birth rate either way
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