WE WILL DIE FOR PIZZA AND SPACE CAPITALISM https://twitter.com/MmichaelLlucy/status/877694716820701184 …
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
be prepared to die? Dude, im prepared to die every time i get in my truck for work. Cars are fucking deadly.
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Replying to @Plutoburns
Yeah, but I mean that's a little different from death in the cold void of space I mean, except for me. I can survive in space
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Damn space spiders Seriously though, humanities threat calculations are so fucking skewed.
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Replying to @Plutoburns @BootlegGirl
There's a local Cleveland film in the works about a future where college grads sign up for one-way space voyages to pay their student loans
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Basically space age indentured servitude
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All the planets are being colonized by corporations and have marketing-friendly names
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It's like a joke that all the names are generic versions of "Earth II" or "Terra Nova"
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There's a marketing poster that says "Feel the High-Gravity CHALLENGE of Terra Nova!" which is so dumb it might actually happen
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1.5x Earth gravity = constant fatigue, early onset arthritis, short life, your distant descendants might be super strong
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