You need a smartphone and I'm pretty sure some form of bank account/credit card to run Lyft... how fucked up is that.
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DRM-locked fruit cutlets
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Replying to @dirtbagboyfren @skulldelacreme and
The DRM is a vital health and safety feature so that it can "brick" the bag of fruit once it hits its expiration date
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i think i'll just eat an apple
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Are you sure? An apple is a "live unprocessed raw food sample", you could be putting yourself at risk
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Replying to @arthur_affect @tegiminis and
They talk about fruit like they're aliens
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