Is there anyone who's at least five years older than me who would like me to be their dad
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I could always use another dad. Could I borrow 20 bucks?
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Sorry I'm not in a place where I can handle the Terrible Early Thirties
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Kids don't really settle down and show you their true selves until they're at least 50
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