When they took the complaint about the crust objectively not being good they sprinkled crap onto it https://twitter.com/seanlthewriter/status/874813378119839748 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I mean yeah covering it with Parmesan distracts you from it being cardboard but it still is cardboard
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Newsflash: pizza is a lot like pumpkin pie. The best one you ever ate isn't all that much better than the worst, if you're honest about it.
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Replying to @drgrrlfriend
Hey now my lifetime pizza variance has been enormous
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Replying to @arthur_affect
has it been as enormous as your pumpkin pie variance? Hrm?
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Replying to @drgrrlfriend
I don't even remember the best or worst pumpkin pie I've ever had but my best and worst pizzas are vividly burned in
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Pumpkin pie is an excuse to eat nutmeg. Pizza is usually (granted, there are exceptions with "specialty" pies) to eat mozzarella cheese.
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Replying to @arthur_affect @drgrrlfriend
Pizza is crust. The crust is the pizza. A truly good pizza crust is bread you could eat all by itself with no topping at all
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The best pizza I ever had, I don't even remember the toppings, just that the crust was one big yeasty puff
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