You all don't need to tell me it's a shit franchise that doesn't need a reboot, I know that, I just want another prawn on the barbiehttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/872778961889243136 …
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I did like the weird irony of painting Australia as a country of wilderness bros when it's got a much higher urban/rural ratio than the US
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Funny story from college -- so this meek, nerdy Australian girl is hanging out with people in the dorm
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This is 2003, I think, so we were talking about the increasing burdens of US airport security
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Someone pulls out their tiny keychain pocketknife to demonstrate that even this would no longer be allowed on flights
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And the Australian girl straight up says "What's the point of even having a knife that small? You could barely cut anything with it"
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And PULLS OUT A LARGER KNIFE and says "This is my knife I never go anywhere without, it's been helpful on a number of occasions"
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And I swear honest to God did not know the movie or why people suddenly started laughing
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Which movie? DuckDuckGo doesn't bring one up with this quote
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"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife" from Crocodile Dundee
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