Yeah I don't want to put a blanket ban on physical descriptions of actors in film reviews but this guy needs ithttps://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/871903063610720256 …
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I don't understand why he would exercise even if he could. If you can flip a car with your big toe, why go to the gym?
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His super-suit is spandex, gotta get that super beach body
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Maybe yellow sun radiation affects him like anabolic steroids. Maybe in the long run he gets shrunken super-testicles. You don't know
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Thank Zod, because apparently his sperm are vicious tadpoles that can literally eat holes in the roof.
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Even more important: w/o a dad bod, EVERY DUDE at the DP would be stalking Kent to be his gym buddy
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"Kent, can I work out with you?" "Kent, what supplements do you take?"
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Guess I'll be That Guy: He has a gym in the Fortress with equipment appropriately-weighted for his abilities, and in some versions...
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..."self-weakens" with various strains of Kryptonite in order to build muscle through normal exercise. (I wish I was joking)
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he uses charles atlas' dynamic tension method of exercise, yo.
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