An alternate universe where this election happened in Taiwan and the Taiwanese Donald Trump brags about popping his soup dumplings
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In this scenario does Trump hate everyone who isn't Taiwanese?
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And people are like: "ugh, you literally put your name on a brand of kale, how can you eat it boiled and with ketchup" (the ketchup abides)
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Everyone wants us to eat all our vegetables as raw as possible now because life is supposed to hurt
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McCain expresses "grave concern" but adds that constitutionally the President can lay eggs wherever he wants
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Uhm .... Hölle ja?
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Ja zur Hölle!
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Hölle ja für Grünkohl
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This is missing the caramel crust potatoes.
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Kale, such a health-food!
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