The Rapture-ready people are literally acting like the shitty son from the parable (in olden days "shitty" in this context was "prodigal") https://twitter.com/coastally1337/status/870030855950880768 …
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Your dad gives you a massive inheritance, a lifetime endowment of plants and animals and arable land and potable water and whatnot
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And you immediately cash out the whole thing and spend it all on one big boozy weekend orgy
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And then you come back and hit him up "Hey dad I used up the Earth could I have another planet please"
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"I could try to clean up the house I covered in all my shit but that's just too much work, I'd really rather you just buy me a new one"
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