I keep thinking about how right up till Election Day both left and right treated Trump as a negotiation tool - a trump card, if you willhttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/869966909323792384 …
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He was the loaded gun they had pointed at the head of The System - "Hey Hillary remember Americans are awful and might vote for this guy"
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"Best be careful with any positions you take bc if you piss off any voting bloc we might abandon you for the orange monkey toddler Nazi"
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Then their loaded gun ACTUALLY GOES OFF and they're all flailing sputtering "Holy shit I just shot American democracy in the face"
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"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO" "It's not my fault, the email investigation hit a bump" "THERE WASN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING BUMP"
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*cut to Hillary Clinton and James Comey diligently scrubbing out America's interior* HILLARY: I am never gonna forgive your ass for this
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JAMES: Hillz, did you ever hear the philosophy that when a man admits wrongdoing, he is immediately forgiven for all wrongs?
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HILLARY: Motherfucker who said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of the Affordable Care Act because of your dumb ass
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JAMES: Look, I got a threshold, ok, there's only so much public abuse one man can take, I'm like a race car in the red, I could blow --
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