No seriously we know from Bush's pretzel incident the Secret Service is supposed to always be around if the President passes out
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Maybe they wouldn't be able to tell bc he tweets lying in bed like a big old slug (he said lying in bed)
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He can't poop when he knows they're right outside the door.
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Strengthening the hypothesis that Twitter time is toilet time.
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They are afraid they will walk in on him in his bathrobe, again
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Trump has his private security force. I don't think he lets the secret service get close to him.
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I wonder how long they'd let him sit on the toilet before thinking something was wrong. Or do they watch/listen in while he's in there?
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Let the man have his
#covfeve in private. We wouldn't want to interrupt his Stroke!
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If they tapped the Presidential Shitter, would that be water closet-gate?
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