God why do Star Trek people have a bar on a starship and drink cocktails and ale when it’s all pointless stupid synthahol? WHAT IS THE POINT
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Replying to @catvalente
Especially when there are episodes where an officer has a special bottle of real whisky or whatever and it's fine and legal, so... what?
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Replying to @withoutaplain
Right? WHY ARE YOU ALL VOLUNTEERING TO ROLL THIS GIG SOBER THERE ARE BORG AROUND DRINK UP
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Replying to @catvalente
You can get basically unlimited food of any kind at any time, and yet nobody on board is as fat as we all would become within about a month
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Replying to @catvalente
I get that they're all moved beyond scarcity and capitalist bullshit and I respecti it, but if I can't stuff my craw with cake why be alive
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Replying to @withoutaplain @catvalente
They somehow can replicate nearly any food and have it actually be made of the correct balance of nutrients for a healthy meal
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Replying to @arthur_affect @catvalente
Troi has to turn off the safety feature on the replicator to get it to give her a real sundae made of real ice cream
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Replying to @arthur_affect @catvalente
I've long wanted an episode of Star Trek that revealed the legions of slaves toiling in the Underdeck, supporting the officer toff adventure
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Replying to @withoutaplain @catvalente
Ha like there's no such thing as a replicator and it's just teleporting food from a galley staffed by house-elves
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Sorry ship-Vulcans
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