My immigrant family was very stingy with dairy products, I didn't even butter my toast till I was a teenagerhttps://twitter.com/andrewducker/status/868018262793109504 …
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I like to have a little bagel with my cream cheese.
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Yeah, a brick of cream cheese is maybe 3-4 bagels' worth in this house. What can I say? We love condiments!
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This is the inverse of how some pictures of cereal only have half an inch of milk in the bowl
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Then again like I said I come from an immigrant family that emphasized thrift, my ham sandwiches had a single slice of ham
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Frankly, the modern American half-pound-of-ham sandwich is disgusting.
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Best part of working in a bagel store: Fresh bagels and free access to all the room temperature whipped cream cheese you could want.
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Worst part: being the guy sorting the deposit bottles and cans.
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